You can't start again if you didn't quit in the first place

So I failed for like two whole months. It's not surprising for me. But I've started again, and I've run two days in the past week, and used the dreaded elliptical two more. Those two days don't count, of course, but it's better than nothing. So I've signed up for a 5k that's five weeks away. I plan to train to run the whole thing without stopping. If I can't manage five kilometers in five weeks I should probably just go ahead and kill myself. So here's to not feeling like I should be dead!